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George Bush caught masturbating on train!

In answer to some passengers’ complaints on the international – Washinghton line, the railway police had to remove George Bush from the train after an act of public indecency. Having read an erotic magazine, the person in question apparently was no longer able to control himself. His hormones ran away with him and he spontaneously started masturbating in front of the other passengers. An elderly couple, seated in the same compartment, had to be taken to the nearest hospital to recover from the endured emotions. Due to the furious reactions of the fellow travellers, the railway police had to sound the alarm to get George Bush from the train safe and sound. e-mail to a friend - READ MORE

Britney and Dutch Minster are hooking up.......

In her ongoing quest to out-Paris Paris, Britney is reportedly preying on not-quite-divorced-yet men. This time, it’s a dutch minister. According to the Lowlands Inquirer, the two of them met up in the bar of Les Maestro in Amsterdam on June 27. Says a source: Britney was in the club’s lounge when a dutch minister came over to say hi. Both of them had drinks and it wasn’t long before Britney had her arms around him … They went from saying hello to groping and kissing each other in record time (and went into the nearby men’s room).” Honestly, I’d expect the dutch minister to have slightly higher standards, but I guess after a few shots of wodka even Britney could look good. e-mail to a friend - READ MORE